Someone has forwarded mail from Martin Randall Travel offering “Ring cycle tours in Beriln and Seattle”, and I guess there’ll be a great flowering of this delicious ambiguity as we approach the bicentenary of Wagner’s birth. Hardo Wagner makes touring bikes, R&B Wagner make bike racks, and Peter Wagner created the WhymCycle, but none of them appear yet to have cashed in on what will surely be THE commercial craze of 2013. And, though bicycles were becoming popular around the time of Die Meistersinger, Wagner is not known to have purchased one with the profits. But that’s absolutely no reason why all these Ring cycle tours shouldn’t be led by bigoted bigmouths on bikes. Actors come cheap in the age of the Nintendo Gesamtkunstwerk.
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Extra Marseille guide needed
We need an extra native-English-speaking guide needed for occasional Marseilles tours with smallish (cruise) groups. You’ll need an excellent knowledge of the history and culture of the city, fluent French, and an ability to customise your programme to cater for clients’ interests and needs. Where appropriate you will receive training and help with devising satisfactory routes. Fringe benefits negotiable.
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Free walk from Girona Airport to Riudellots train station
Filth, urban sprawl, prostitutes: what better way to recover from Ryanair? Here.
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Sonnet for Sassoon
Vidal “Bob” Sassoon has kicked his bucket
His heaters lie forlorn upon the floor
The king of Mayfair perms will mould no more
And maidens weep from here to distant Phuket.He never cut no hair in grey Nantucket
Those frozen coasts he found a dreadful snore
Old Martha’s vineyard was a filthy chore
So west he rode and muttered “[unclear] Phuket.”I had a killer sestet in mind, but the vino ran out.
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More pics of the free Bournemouth airport walk
Here.
(Brickfield is larger than Jacob Armitage’s cottage, and Arnwood is between New Milton and Lymington, but use your imagination.)
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Over at the brutal Andalusian money-and-power blog, Ibex Salad, with apologies to Mr Bosch – his brilliant technique and his ability to weave conventional religious narrative into the most tremendous spectacles mean I feel slightly guilty ripping him off. I suppose there’s always the possibility that he’ll clamber out of the grave and come after me on an ice-boat bearing a great sodomiser.
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Old China, new Spain?
With a rather nice & interesting group (honest!) from PRC in a train in up-state Gerona:
- The train stops and is invaded by children in uniform who sit down and start singing militaristic-patriotic songs. I don’t know if scouting was banned in China, but their Young Pioneers are not what they were. Check.
- Coming into Celrà, in one of the fields stands an old man, trousers round his ankles, white shirt down to his knees, fertilising the soil. “He looks like my grandad!” Check.
- Several stops further on, twenty cyclists try to get onto an already crowded train. Check.
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Free route description for 500km cycling tour of mountainous south-central France
This was designed for easy train access from Barcelona without having to dismantle and pack the bike – eg midweek 06:16 regional to Portbou, 09:39 TER to Nîmes, 12:56 TER to Alès, cycle 500km to Albi, 09:04/09:50 TER to Toulouse, 11:54 TER to Narbonne, 13:53 TER to Portbou, 15:59 regional to Barcelona. Altitude ranges from ca. 150m to ca. 1450, and non-brass monkeys will need to take care with winter cold on some of the higher bits. Most of the roads are small, well-engineered, and low in traffic, with often stunningly beautiful views to which the photos below completely fail to do justice. There are reasonably frequent bars and shops, and along considerable stretches there are still (infrequent) trains to help you out if you or your bike breaks down. If you can’t manage it all in one day 🙂 you should be able to figure out accommodation – there’s plenty out of season. Here’s the approximate route:
Now here’s a list of settlements visited, which should enable reconstruction if Google Maps disappears before this website or if you refuse to submit to the monster:
- Alès
- La Grand Combe (mine museum)
- Portes
- Chamborigaud
- Génolhac
- Concoules
- Villefort
- very beautiful valley (check the path on the other side) leading to Pied-de-Borne
- steep climb to and beyond Planchamp
- hilltop moorland and forest leading to La Bastide-Puylaurent
- Luc
- Langogne (brilliant centre)
- Briges
- Laval-Atger
- Grandrieu (splendid little church, atmospheric restaurant (also hotel) Laures, bar Viviane, Hotel Daudet, whose amiable boss, like an extraordinary number of people, speaks excellent Spanish)
- climb through farmland, moor and forest to Baraque des Bouviers at ca. 1400m
- gorgeous descent (larks, red kites) thru Saint-Denis-en-Margeride (bar)
- Saint-Alban-sur-Limagnole (nice barmaid in the bar behind the apse of the beastly Romanesque church)
- Le Malzieu-Ville
- slow climb through lovely countryside & Saint-Léger-du-Malzieu
- Lorcières
- Combechalde
- Le Pirou
- Saint-Michel
- Saint-Georges
- Saint-Flour
- Murat
- fairly heavy (ski-)traffic up to the col (you can’t go through the tunnel so have to climb a good bit more) and then very fast (50 km/h) but busy descent to Aurillac
- Roannes-Saint-Mary (couple of excellent bars)
- Marcolès (wannabe Disney “medieval” – don’t stop)
- splendid, quiet, hilltop road via Saint-Antoine
- Saint-Constant
- Le Trioulou
- Bagnac-sur-Célè
- main road via Viazac to
- Figeac
- the aiguille on the road to Villefranche
- Tombebiau
- Capdenac
- Capdenac-Gare
- Saint-Julien d’Emparé
- up the gorgeous Diége valley
- Pomels
- Salles-Courbatiès
- Saint-Igest
- Bérals
- Villefranche-de-Rouergue
- Ordiget and the west bank of the river
- Najac
- Saint-André-de-Najac
- Montirat
- Mirandol
- Carmaux
- fairly unpleasant and dirty road to Albi.
Several alternatives:
- If you start from Nîmes, head across country from Brignon to les Vans then follow the river (via Gravières) to Pied-de-Borne
- From Pied-de-Borne, follow the river to La Bastide (D151) – more shade in summer, & very pretty
- Forget Albi and from Najac head south via Laguépie to Cordes-sur-Ciel, where the Toulouse plateau begins & there’s a TER to the metropolis
And here finally are some photos, most pretty bad and with some quite large gaps. I’ll try to add captions this weekend:
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