The baldie is fled, long live the baldie!

The business (basically a CRM database) passed into better hands in 2012. These materials remain here for cannibalisation and amusement.

The baldie meanwhile has found pastures new: as a singing organ-grinder for your event in the UK, France, Belgium, the Netherlands or Spain! Town and country walking and study tours in Barcelona and the Western Med
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    • Language All our guides are native English speakers and speak the local language fluently.
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    • Interactivity See someone interesting? We'll interpret. Tired/full of energy? We can adapt the programme.
    • Individuality We don't do herd tourism. No silly flags. No headsets.
    • Responsibility Unlike most "green" tour businesses, we only use public transport--cheaper and generally more interesting.

Barcelona tours - Montserrat from bottom to top and back

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Here are two extremes to think about. Most people take a middle course - tell us the kind of stuff you're interested in and we'll accommodate.


Coffee and buns in the virtually unvisited medieval village at the bottom. Up to the monastery via a smaller convent with nice ceramics (2 hours walking time excluding breaks), up from the monastery to the summit (1 hour), down to the monastery (1 hour), then down to the village by a different route (1 hour) for a celebratory beer. We'll bump into other people in the section between the monastery and the summit, but are unlikely to in the first segment. If you're tired on arriving back at the monastery, we can take the cable car or rack railway down.

Wild and woolly

Wine and log-fire-grilled meat in the virtually unvisited medieval village at the bottom. Up to a smaller convent with nice ceramics and the ruined hotel used as a hospital during the Civil War and in which the anarchist leader and assassin Juan García Oliver worked as a waiter. If the piano hasn't been completely destroyed, Mr Baldie will play it for you and sing 30s hits. Then, avoiding the monastery, to the mountain tops by hidden paths (3.5 hours walking time excluding breaks). This route takes you to bits of the mountain where very few people come, and where there's a decent chance you'll meet wild goats and, with a very early start, wild boar. Up to the very top and then down by a different route, taking in a gorgeous Romanesque ex-convent and again avoiding the main monastery, to the first village for more booze and meat.

Am I up to it?

The total ascent is 1000m. The scenery is spectacular, but none of this is in itself dangerous or unsuitable for people with anything but really bad vertigo. However, because the climb is so steep and the day so long and tiring, we can't take anyone who has problems with joints (hips, knees etc) with their lungs or heart.


Coming soon! Try the introduction.


Grade strenuous
Base Barcelona (Meeting point information here, where relevant - make sure you have the right one!)
Location tags Bages, Catalonia, Monistrol, Montserrat, Olesa,
Theme tags architecture, art, gastronomy, history, nature,
Your guide(s) Mr Baldie
Walking distance 21 km / 13.05 miles
Walking time 8 hr
Total return travel time from base to walk 2 hr
Total time from "hello" to "goodbye" 11.20 hr
Fiestas and markets in places we go through - combine a walk and some partying or shopping!
  • January 19-20 (village feast of St Sebastian with traditional dancing; overnight stay recommended & can be arranged)
  • April 27 (feast of Mother of God of Montserrat)
  • last week in August (village fiesta mayor)

Note that there are also events in most places on January 6 (Three Kings), Carnival, Easter, April 23 (St George), June 23 (St John), and September 11 (Catalan regional/national day)


Coming soon! Please try the overview or itinerary for pictures.

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