Seen Sunday on this Barcelona city tour. Paying people to mount ridiculous events to coincide with walks doesn’t come cheap, but it’s something we just have to do. Barcelona is full unemployable actors, and I spent ages trying to persuade various of their number that they could gain valuable paid experience dressing up as a giant tarantula and riding on a moped at three in the morning over forest tracks to a ruined farmhouse to lie in wait for participants in Night of the Tarantula. But they were having none of it.