{"id":985,"date":"2011-03-23T11:43:48","date_gmt":"2011-03-23T10:43:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/followthebaldie.com\/?p=985"},"modified":"2016-10-24T22:19:41","modified_gmt":"2016-10-24T21:19:41","slug":"located-the-fifth-fanny-encontrado-el-quinto-cono","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/oreneta.com\/baldie\/2011\/03\/23\/located-the-fifth-fanny-encontrado-el-quinto-cono\/","title":{"rendered":"Located, the fifth fanny \/ Encontrado, el quinto co\u00f1o"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"El quinto co\u00f1o\" refers, for reasons unclear even to connoisseurs of Jamesian multivulvular theory<\/a>, to an almost impossibly far-away place. There's a meme going round at the moment which places it in an undetermined locality in Murcia. Murcia is not far away from anywhere, so this is presumably Valencian slander. <\/p>\n

Restaurante el Quinto Co\u00f1o is actually in a small village called La Codosera in Los Bald\u00edos de Alburquerque in the Extremaduran province of Badajoz, a mile or so away from Portugal. The local administration's guide to the zone lists it<\/a> with phone number 924 404 014, while an extract of the Chamber of Commerce register<\/a> says it can be reached on 924 404 390 and that it does a menu for the exceptionally attractive price of 7\u20ac. It seems to be on the southern outskirts of the village, and I can't think of that many places I'd prefer to be at the moment than having a pre-prandial something on the terrace<\/a>:<\/p>\n