“The Mahávansa and the Rájaratnákari state, that the king Walakanabhaya, or according to the latter work, Deveny Paetissa, caused the temple of a heathen named Girrie (doubtless Giri) to be destroyed, and caused to be constructed upon its site twelve temples consecrated to Sákya, which communicated with each other; and in the midst of which [...]
RomerĂa de la Primera Sueca/Pilgrimage of the First Swedish Totty
Posted: January 31st 2008 16:27. Last modified: March 13th 2009 14:09
We’ve been outed by a couple of publications, so here’s the why/where/when for any readers of this blog who want to come along:
La Hermandad “Pippi Kortkjol” invita a amigos, compañeros, y luchadores de anteriores y actuales jornadas a participar en la RomerĂa Tradicional de La Primera Sueca, que este año se realizará el dĂa sábado [...]
Some more sun goddesses
Posted: January 16th 2008 14:48. Last modified: May 12th 2009 19:02
The other day I did a libertarian Raval tour with a particularly dangerous Californian sociologist, and we got onto Orwell’s apparent incapacity to see the most recent civil war as anything but a class conflict betrayed. This despite ethnic-based stuff like the vicious mini-civil war between Catalan fascists associated with Estat CatalĂ and self-described communist [...]
Taken by death
Posted: January 7th 2008 10:39. Last modified: December 6th 2008 21:25
The famous “Kiss of death / PetĂł de la mort” memorial sculpture in Poble Nou cemetery, photo by the excellent izarbeltza, regularly visited on this Barcelona walk:
A more earthy interpretation, from a Chinese shop, also in Barcelona:
Tagline error in early Indian Chaplin film poster
Posted: January 5th 2008 12:34.
I think the laugh/laughter thing is probably quite a hard mistake for non-natives to spot. I am consciously aware of about as much grammar as is your dog’s posterior end, so don’t ask me to explain why it’s wrong. (From CaixaForum’s exhibition.)
Public brothel advertisements in Girona
Posted: December 29th 2007 11:30. Last modified: December 29th 2007 11:53
Apparently there is a multi-ethnic casa de barrets (hat-house, from the number hanging there) at the top of the John Lennon Musical Garden–there hasn’t been any music there since people used to pop outside the city walls to have a crap:
Here’s the pricelist:
Argentines: 80€
Blacks: 30/60€
Catalans: 50€
Romanians: 30€
Columbians: ?
Ecuadorians: 25€
Pigs, bitches, cocksuckers, whores in general, etc: [...]
Montserrat Virgin actually blonde
Posted: December 28th 2007 13:22. Last modified: December 29th 2007 13:44
This falls into the same category as the revelation by Arenys de Mar’s thriving community of dope-fiends historians that the three kings were all black. Dunno where that leaves trite lyrics like Siempre que pintas iglesias/pintas angelitos bellos/pero nunca te acordaste/de pintar un ángel negro. (On this walk. Critical discussion of inocentadas here.)
Debauchery at midnight mass, disorderly organists
Posted: December 25th 2007 13:22. Last modified: December 22nd 2007 13:30
I’ve only ever been a witness of vomiting and fighting at midnight mass, but none of this is new. One of today’s Libro verde items records that until a few years [before 1848], mass was sung at one in the morning, but that the irreverences of the ignorant made it impossible. Henceforth it was celebrated [...]
Sinterklaas photos
Posted: December 20th 2007 14:16.
Re this, some results. The comments in Dutch are grossly libellous, so don’t even try to translate them. I finally managed to get the mitre on my head–Spanish bishops don’t have much between their ears–but the only way the beard would stay on was to jam it over my nose with half of it in [...]
Nativity scene, Santa Coloma de Gramanet
Posted: December 15th 2007 13:42.
None of the evangelists mention San José, electrician:
Here’s a lamb emerging from the tower blocks with which urban planners chose to blanket the lower half of the old market square, which has been jacked up to cover a huge underground carpark:
All on this walk.
Holy Thursday Jew-killing games in Lleida
Posted: November 22nd 2007 15:53.
BS has kindly pointed out that Lérida has a selective digitalised press archive going back to 1896. With ref to this, he notes the existence of similar commemorative genocidal banging by children in the city in the early twentieth century (?):
–Where are you off to this early?
–To kill Jews, mum!
–Don’t you know that that’s in [...]
Practical Christianity
Posted: November 11th 2007 16:25. Last modified: November 12th 2007 09:19
From the SPCK’s Saturday magazine in 1823:
During the siege of Barcelona by the Spaniards and English, in the war of the succession, in 1705, an affecting incident occurred, which is thus related by Captain Carleton, in his memoirs. “I remember I saw an old officer, having his only son with him, (a fine man about [...]
Elegant combined bell and lightning installation on Serveto church tower
Posted: October 5th 2007 18:57. Last modified: October 2nd 2007 19:12
The rector of neighbouring Saravillo allegedly had a cable installed connecting the bell with the rectory so that, making judicious use of his little toe, he could keep in touch with his flock without getting out of bed.
Ein dicker fetter Burger ist unser Gott
Posted: August 12th 2007 08:23. Last modified: August 13th 2007 01:45
Or is it a smiley? Does Ratzinger regard ecclesiastical ecstasy as a theologically acceptable substitute for communion wine? I think not.
God ain’t deaf
Posted: July 8th 2007 15:43.
The RC rector of the church in Plan, Sobrarbe, Huesca, Spain blasts out his services over speakers, to the distress of neighbours without detachable hearing aids and to the alarm of sheep on the mountains. It’s not 140dB (source), but it ain’t good for tourism neither.
Ghost in the cafetera
Posted: July 7th 2007 11:52.
For a while it sounded like Morse machine being boiled alive, something which probably hasn’t happened for quite a long time, and for sure it’s a terrible thing to be doing anyway. (You may need to turn up the sound. I’m using YouTube and accepting its lack of editing facilities because, like various other [...]
Touch wood/iron
Posted: April 21st 2007 11:31. Last modified: April 21st 2007 11:35
Re a reference@Amando de Miguel: that the expressions are interchangeable (“Capulino frotĂł suavemente el respaldo de una silla; acariciĂł despuĂ©s el metal de un llavero, por expresa recomendaciĂłn de Juana. Y sonriĂł.”, or here for the English) suggests that Frazer was wrong to point to iron’s novelty as the source of its taboo status. Intriguingly, [...]
Witches help Romanian entrepreneurs get EU grants
Posted: February 28th 2007 13:01. Last modified: February 28th 2007 13:10
Sez Florica from Pitesti:
You cannot pretend you are a real witch if you cannot help a businessman get the European Union funds he wants. For example, only the other day I had a young businessman who came to me with his papers applying for European funds. I spread the cards on his documents, said my [...]
Moroccan mosque regs
Posted: January 19th 2007 13:05. Last modified: January 19th 2007 19:19
It’s not just Spain that is cracking down on the re-dedication of buildings as temples and unregulated preaching.
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I've been in a few mosques in Holland and in Barcelona (once, beer in hand, with a couple of Bangladeshis, to the concern of some of the faithful), and on aesthetic grounds as well as out of [...]
Being or having the only one
Posted: January 3rd 2007 21:44. Last modified: January 3rd 2007 21:57
Thinking about the origins of exclusivity, various biblical suggestions as to how to deal with idolaters spring to mind like a gazelle in wellington boots:
Exodus 34
12 Take heed to thyself, lest thou make a covenant with the inhabitants of the land whither thou goest, lest it be for a snare in the midst of thee:
13 [...]
My 5% bookstore - new stuff
Spanish history
- EL DISCURSO BOLCHEVIQUE: EL PARTI COMMUNISTE FRANÇAIS Y LA SEGUND A REPUBLICA ESPAÑOLA (1931-1936)
CEAMANOS LLORENS, ROBERTO
20.00€ - LA HUELLA MORISCA: EL AL ANDALUS QUE LLEVAMOS DENTRO
RODRIGUEZ RAMOS, ANTONIO MANUEL
19.00€ - CASTILLA Y EL MUNDO FEUDAL (3 TOMOS): HOMENAJE AL PROFESOR JULIO VALDEON
VAL VALDIVIESO, MÂŞ ISABEL DELMARTINEZ SOPENA, PASCUAL
90.00€
Modern Spanish fiction
- EL OFICINISTA (PREMIO BIBLIOTECA BREVE 2010)
SACCOMANO, GUILLERMO
18.00€ - LA ENMILAGRADA
GOMEZ-ARCOS, AGUSTIN
18.95€ - DIAS DE HIELO Y FUEGO
ORDOÑEZ, ROCIO
18.00€
Spanish classics
- TRAGEDIA DE NUMANCIA
CERVANTES SAAVEDRA, MIGUEL DE
33.00€ - LIFE IS A DREAM / LA VIDA ES SUEÑO (ED. BILINGÜE INGLES-ESPAÑOL)
CALDERON DE LA BARCA, PEDRO
16.64€ - INGENIOSO HIDALGO DON QUIJOTE DE LA MANCHA (FACSIMIL) ESTUCHE 2 VOL.
CERVANTES SAAVEDRA, MIGUEL DE
39.90€
On this day
Barcelona
- March 11 1573
The deputies order a proclamation calling for the heads [this is the only interpretation I can put on dotando las cabezas, but it is non-standard] of the many bandits infesting the province. These were without doubt members of the Narros and Cadells factions of which Cervantes talks in h...
Josep Pla, Palafrugell (1918-9)
- 11 de març de 1918 Avui he passat per davant de la casa del carrer Nou –o del Progrés–, on vaig néixer. La seva façana alta i freda, sinistra, bruta de les escorrialles de la pluja, no m’ha suggerit res, el poder d’evocació de les seves parets m’ha fet un efecte absolutament nul. Cap record concret –si no és el [...]
- 11 de març de 1919 Havent dinat, trobo Alexandre Plana a la Biblioteca. M’agafa pel braç i em porta a la penya de l’Ateneu per antonomà sia, que és la coneguda també per la penya del doctor Borralleras. Baixem l’escala del primer pis, travessem la sala de premsa estrangera i entrem al local, tan baix de sostre, de la cèlebre tertúlia. Plana [...]
The peepul's choice
- Blogger closed down my favourite copyright violation site!
- The right and the wrong type of snow, according to Avicenna, Aristotle and Plutarch
- Born, not made
- The Lutheran conspiracy against Spain
- Shipping news
- Binding referendum on the future of Catalonia, hosted by Kalebeul
- Bloody Galicians
- Tour guide learns routes from Google Streetview
- How not to win la Guerra de los Toros, or The Cattle Raid of Cooley revisited
- Kalebeul’s 5% bookstore
- Follow la quiniela live with PHP data import to Excel
- Man combing Vietnamese pot-bellied pig in Cuenca courtyard
- The naming of El Picazo
- What’s your ex-pat blogging style?
- The coming and going of the gypsies
- The green of the louse/Lo verde del piojo
- Fiesta mayor programmes and Zapatero
- Barcelona and the great European fire sale
- Lipoplasty loaf
- Entertaining video of prostitutes and thieves on the Rambla
- Windows Vista: Error en el servicio Servicio de perfil de usuario al iniciar sesion. No se puede cargar el perfil de usuario
- New Abramovich yacht pictures
- Some more sun goddesses
- Traductor castellano-andaluz
- Dogs’ bollocks
- Follow la quiniela live with PHP data import to Excel
- Sagrada Familia mural
- How regional language policy in Spain is pissing off foreign investors
- Jaws is not a feminist shero
- Forum auction not to include mayor Clos
