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Spanish funeral service

Spanish insurers Fiatc have a fairly grisly reputation for health provision care in general. Here’s how they deal with you once you’re dead: “When we arrived at the crematorium we were taken in through the rear entrance, down a long corridor, where we passed someone else laying in a coffin, a woman walking down the [...]

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Scorpiano

Samir over at View from Fez says that around 100 kids die annually from scorpion bites in Morocco. They’re quite common in Spain too. Here’s one in the gardens of Can Ferrero in Barcelona’s Zona Franca district that scared the hell out of me:

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Killer cure

Stricken by Barcelona belly, I’ve been trying out this 19th century cholera cure. It’s better with rice, but I’m still surprised more people didn’t die. (Sublimated sulphur is used by modern-day lepers, says the chemist, so that wasn’t a problem.)

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Cholera cure

“We print this recipe, not out of self-interest, since we are giving it away free, being inspired solely by the conviction that we have of its efficacy and to see if we can be of assistance to our fellow men.”

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Municipal doping

Usually when the Olympics come to town there’s a big clean-up, during which junkies with little muscles get kicked out to make way for junkies with big muscles. That’s what happened in Barcelona in 92, but from this op-ed piece by Costas Iordanidis in Kathimerini it sounds like the Greek government is not having it [...]

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Comparative vomit trail studies

I caught the first train out of town this morning to go and inspect what a certain farmer has in the fields round the the back (large sections of horse skeleton) before the man rose from his slumbers. Sitting across the carriage from me was an attractive woman, and at the next stop a drunk [...]

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Cocaine: long sentence coming up

This excerpt from a court statement made on 1928/1/11 is taken from Paco Villar’s Historia y Leyenda del Barrio Chino (1997):

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Wahey, Google by phone!

Here. Now all I need to do is stop the cat vomiting on the kitchen table.

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americans have more words for snow than eskimos

Here.

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Thallophytes

So there I was, dear reader, saying the nicest things about Margaret Marks. And now I discover, to my dismay, just the vaguest trace of irreverence in her posts (1/2) re John Cage’s 4′33″, implying that she secretly possesses seven heads, ten horns, various crowns, and upon her heads the name of heresy. For what better than a piece that can be performed by anyone, that provides automatic free updates reflecting changing soundscapes, and that reminds one of Thoreau when he writes:

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medicaments

Molt bé, que DocMorris, una empresa holandesa, pot vendre medicaments sense recepta en línia. Desafortunadament no ens beneficiarà com a consumadors perquè, gràcies al seu model de alt volum/baix preu, Espanya segueix sent un dels millors països europeus per comprar drogues legals:

Font: IMS (2002)
Polònia és interessant. L’estat no subvenciona les marques conegudes i es ven [...]

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viking doodt 300kg haai met blote handen

O kijk! daar komt de ijsman aan. Stoer, he, maar wij gebruiken meer drugs dan Erik.

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The power of love

These two energetic logos are on one of my favourite day-off wanders: from the Plaça d’Espanya through the old backstreets of working class Sants up to Collblanc, then a slalom down through the drab poverty of l’Hospitalet, finishing up with wander down the ceramic-ridden old road back to the Plaça d’Espanya.
The first logo adorns [...]

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German multinationals

In May I posted a Dutch translation (1, 2) of an article by Vic prof, Manuel Llanas, describing the influence of German printers in Catalunya in the late C15th and early C16th. Technology transfer from Germany to Catalunya slowed subsequently, due less to religious and political rivalries than to the relatively slow progress of capitalism [...]

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Dr Andreu en z’n toverpillen

Foto van eBay. Hierop staat dat hij een fabriek en/of kantoor had in Brussel. Graag doorgeven als je er iets van afweet.
Een man loopt de apotheek binnen en zegt dat z’n keel zeer doet. Zegt de apotheker: “Ik heb wat pillen van Dr Andreu, ze doen het erg goed.” “Nee, nee, die niet.” “En waarom [...]

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Boom boom

“When I start singing you go out on the balcony.”

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Here. They only let you download five daily. (Debussy never dreamt that l’après-midi d’un faune would become a tech joke.)

Solución aquí. Son las propias actualizaciones de Windows Vista que te joden.

Re John Chappell’s smack toddler, here’s Thomas COW from Bangor, County Down, Northern Ireland singing “Bottle take effect” by Jim Reeves:

There’s a photo out there somewhere of my father helping me drink Guinness out of a bottle, aged 3. I think we’ll be able to pull statute of limitations on that one.
(Via Clinton McClung @ WFMU)


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