Why they didn’t find Lorca
Bishop Gibson of Granada understands beatific bureaucracy but not tradition. Featuring a bad Vietnamese flamenco clip.It is incontrovertible that the formal requirements for beatification laid down by the Holy See in 1997 have been largely met by the Campaign for Needless Disinterment: Lorca is long dead, although whether the opportunity for a balance and objective evaluation of his case has been seized is a moot point; Bishop Ian opened his investigation, obtained a generalised nulla osta from Zapatero (see Ley de Memoria HistĂłrica, as well as the relevant apostolic editorials in El PaĂs etc), and formed the requisite diocesan tribunal which collected numerous records of the virtues of the candidate; and at least two posthumous miracles have been demonstrated, viz the establishment a new basis for reconciliation with the class enemy, and the first translation known to me of a Spanish poet into Vietnamese:
The path to beatification by the Holy Father appears thus to be clear, but anyone who cares for both Apostolic-Bureaucratic Scripture and Tradition will know that the last thing one should do in such circumstances is go looking for blood and snot attributable to the Blessed Federico in a stony field.
For the True Church, like those damn Muslims, has a glorious tradition of some saints who are miraculously conserved and others who miraculously disappear, but none of saints being dug up in little bits quite a lot later, and the diggers ignored this and were damned.
Or as Lorca, in his own words a Catholic (as well as an anarchist, a Communist, a libertarian, a traditionalist and a monarchist, but not necessarily a Republican), might have put it:
Now I praise you because you remember me in everything, and hold firmly to the traditions, just as I delivered them to you. (1 Corinthians 11:2)
And don’t come at me with any of that “you’re a fascist” shit, you filthy hippies. Beatification and canonisation are rightly opposed by even some Catholic/Communist believers on the grounds that it is wrong to make an object of divine worship something which in this life was but mortal.
RSS: post comments, blog comments, blog posts
You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.
I share other stuff over here.
If you're feeling generous, check out my Amazon wishlists for Deutschland, France , and the UK, or use PayPal to
My 5% bookstore - new stuff
Spanish history
- EL DISCURSO BOLCHEVIQUE: EL PARTI COMMUNISTE FRANÇAIS Y LA SEGUND A REPUBLICA ESPAÑOLA (1931-1936)
CEAMANOS LLORENS, ROBERTO
20.00€ - LA HUELLA MORISCA: EL AL ANDALUS QUE LLEVAMOS DENTRO
RODRIGUEZ RAMOS, ANTONIO MANUEL
19.00€ - CASTILLA Y EL MUNDO FEUDAL (3 TOMOS): HOMENAJE AL PROFESOR JULIO VALDEON
VAL VALDIVIESO, MÂŞ ISABEL DELMARTINEZ SOPENA, PASCUAL
90.00€
Modern Spanish fiction
- EL OFICINISTA (PREMIO BIBLIOTECA BREVE 2010)
SACCOMANO, GUILLERMO
18.00€ - LA ENMILAGRADA
GOMEZ-ARCOS, AGUSTIN
18.95€ - DIAS DE HIELO Y FUEGO
ORDOÑEZ, ROCIO
18.00€
Spanish classics
- TRAGEDIA DE NUMANCIA
CERVANTES SAAVEDRA, MIGUEL DE
33.00€ - LIFE IS A DREAM / LA VIDA ES SUEÑO (ED. BILINGÜE INGLES-ESPAÑOL)
CALDERON DE LA BARCA, PEDRO
16.64€ - INGENIOSO HIDALGO DON QUIJOTE DE LA MANCHA (FACSIMIL) ESTUCHE 2 VOL.
CERVANTES SAAVEDRA, MIGUEL DE
39.90€
On this day
Barcelona
- March 18 1376
Tempestad marina en las costas de Barcelona, donde se hunde un barco procedente de Génova y fallecen 60 personas.
Josep Pla, Palafrugell (1918-9)
- 18 de març de 1918 Aquest matĂ, al safareig del jardĂ, he vist la primera oreneta de l’any. L’ocell era al cantell de pedra del dipòsit, molt a la vora de l’aigua, i tractava, amb grans dificultats, de beure’n una gota. A la tarda, en passar per davant de l’esglĂ©sia, les orenetes xisclaven volant, descrivint circumferències molt amples, al voltant del [...]
- 18 de març de 1919 Nit. Em quedo sol a la cambra de la dispesa. VigĂlia del meu sant. Recordo que molts anys enrera, a Palafrugell, en tal nit com aquesta, passaven colles d’homes per les cases que cantaven els goigs. «Sed, JosĂ©, nuestro abogado – en esta vida mortal» –deien. Perfectament. Hom els donava mitja dotzena d’ous i se’ls havia [...]
Catholic hagiography
The peepul's choice
- The Lutheran conspiracy against Spain
- Shipping news
- Bloody Galicians
- Binding referendum on the future of Catalonia, hosted by Kalebeul
- How not to win la Guerra de los Toros, or The Cattle Raid of Cooley revisited
- Tour guide learns routes from Google Streetview
- Photos and video of snowstorm in Park GĂĽell
- Kalebeul’s 5% bookstore
- The Two Gardeners
- Administrative note
- Follow la quiniela live with PHP data import to Excel
- Man combing Vietnamese pot-bellied pig in Cuenca courtyard
- The naming of El Picazo
- What’s your ex-pat blogging style?
- The coming and going of the gypsies
- The green of the louse/Lo verde del piojo
- Fiesta mayor programmes and Zapatero
- Barcelona and the great European fire sale
- Lipoplasty loaf
- Interactive electronics/dance performance
- Windows Vista: Error en el servicio Servicio de perfil de usuario al iniciar sesion. No se puede cargar el perfil de usuario
- New Abramovich yacht pictures
- Some more sun goddesses
- Traductor castellano-andaluz
- Dogs’ bollocks
- Follow la quiniela live with PHP data import to Excel
- How regional language policy in Spain is pissing off foreign investors
- Sagrada Familia mural
- Jaws is not a feminist shero
- Forum auction not to include mayor Clos

Comment now