Old lady animal fight

Two elderly ladies have just met for the first time and are sounding each other out:

A: My dog is so intelligent it stands by the door and woofs whenever it wants to go out and have a poo.
B: My cat is so intelligent it comes in at five o’clock in the morning and jumps on my bed until I’m awake.
A: My dog is so intelligent it comes into my bedroom at five in the morning, jumps on the bed until I’m awake, and then runs over to the door so I get up and feed it.
B: My cat is so intelligent it goes out and kills rats and brings them in to me.
THE END

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