Old lady animal fight

Trevor @ Saturday January 5th 2008 12:40

Two elderly ladies have just met for the first time and are sounding each other out:

A: My dog is so intelligent it stands by the door and woofs whenever it wants to go out and have a poo.
B: My cat is so intelligent it comes in at five o’clock in the morning and jumps on my bed until I’m awake.
A: My dog is so intelligent it comes into my bedroom at five in the morning, jumps on the bed until I’m awake, and then runs over to the door so I get up and feed it.
B: My cat is so intelligent it goes out and kills rats and brings them in to me.
THE END


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  1. Old lady fan (:
    February 12th 2009 12:39

    My main anbision in life is to be an old lady! I must get a sex change, but it will be worth the rinkles and liver spots.

    but ur story is rubbish!!

  2. Trevor
    February 12th 2009 13:26

    Curses, you’ve found me out.

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