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	<title>kalebeul &#187; 2007 &#187; May</title>
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	<description>anythingarian bubbles and troubles from the land of the sweating hun</description>
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		<title>Serbs barter cows for penises</title>
		<link>http://oreneta.com/kalebeul/2007/05/31/serbs-barter-cows-for-penises/</link>
		<comments>http://oreneta.com/kalebeul/2007/05/31/serbs-barter-cows-for-penises/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 31 May 2007 19:14:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Trevor</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Flocks and work animals]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Les bourgeois]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Of the obelisk]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Vehicles]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I recently had lunch with a Huescan entrepreneur who sold his dad&#8217;s cows in the 50s to buy a car, but this is ridiculous.
[
Update: D confirms that Srecko Djordjevic is not an anagram of for example "jive jerks cod cord" and points out that he has form:

A man chopped his own penis off with a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Moroccan censorship</title>
		<link>http://oreneta.com/kalebeul/2007/05/31/moroccan-censorship/</link>
		<comments>http://oreneta.com/kalebeul/2007/05/31/moroccan-censorship/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 31 May 2007 18:53:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Trevor</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Les bourgeois]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Splog]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[The King has unblocked YouTube, but Moroccan bloggers could do with a hand in encouraging him to restore must-haves like GoogleEarth and LiveJournal. Bono is recording in Fez, and I&#8217;m sure he needs this kind of stuff too.
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		<title>Luvvies</title>
		<link>http://oreneta.com/kalebeul/2007/05/31/luvvies/</link>
		<comments>http://oreneta.com/kalebeul/2007/05/31/luvvies/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 31 May 2007 18:50:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Trevor</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Les bourgeois]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Of those who go on foot]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Splog]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Theatre]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Wild beasts]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[The socialists in Madrid are bitching full time after being slaughtered in the regional and municipal elections. Miguel Sebastián, Zapatero&#8217;s disastrous choice as mayoral candidate, has announced his resignation. &#8220;What&#8217;s he resigning from?&#8221; enquires senior national colleague, the excellent Alfonso Guerra, &#8220;what was he?&#8221; Fellow loser in the regionals, Rafael Simancas: &#8220;I&#8217;m staying on because [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Isabel Pantoja is a poor imitation of a Sligo woman</title>
		<link>http://oreneta.com/kalebeul/2007/05/31/isabel-pantoja-is-a-poor-imitation-of-a-sligo-woman/</link>
		<comments>http://oreneta.com/kalebeul/2007/05/31/isabel-pantoja-is-a-poor-imitation-of-a-sligo-woman/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 31 May 2007 14:45:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Trevor</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Dance]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Les bourgeois]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Splog]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I always knew Spain&#8217;s tackiest songster, danceress and money-laundress reminded me of someone.
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		<title>Immigrant-whacking</title>
		<link>http://oreneta.com/kalebeul/2007/05/31/immigrant-whacking/</link>
		<comments>http://oreneta.com/kalebeul/2007/05/31/immigrant-whacking/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 31 May 2007 14:32:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Trevor</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Les bourgeois]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[The law court]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[War]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Back in September 2004 the Catalan regional police, keen to capture anti-terrorism responsibilities from their federal colleagues, carried out a spectacular raid in Barcelona in which a dozen Pakistanis were arrested and accused of planning al-Qaeda-type attacks on a couple of small towers and the municipal aquarium. 
Evidence for this was provided by the suspects&#8217; [...]]]></description>
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		<title>War of the translators</title>
		<link>http://oreneta.com/kalebeul/2007/05/31/war-of-the-translators/</link>
		<comments>http://oreneta.com/kalebeul/2007/05/31/war-of-the-translators/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 31 May 2007 10:52:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Trevor</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Ball-playing]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Languages]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Les bourgeois]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Splog]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[War]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[The Spanish official translators working on the ongoing Madrid bomb trial have said that 90% of the transcription of recordings alleged mastermind Mo the Egyptian has little to do with the translations carried by the Italians, which served as grounds for his extradition and on which the prosecution has been basing its case. Specifically, they [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Wolves/pigs</title>
		<link>http://oreneta.com/kalebeul/2007/05/29/wolvespigs/</link>
		<comments>http://oreneta.com/kalebeul/2007/05/29/wolvespigs/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 29 May 2007 15:57:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Trevor</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Flocks and work animals]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Liberals &#038; locals]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Splog]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[War]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Wild beasts]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Bit of fratricidal jollity from Ángel Ganivet, Idearium español (1897): &#8220;Confronted with the spiritual ruin of Spain we must put a stone where our heart is and throw a million Spaniards to the wolves if we all do not wish to be thrown to the swine.&#8221; No national stereotypes, please. Just trying to think of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Disappearance of Galician wolf-man explained</title>
		<link>http://oreneta.com/kalebeul/2007/05/25/disappearance-of-galician-wolf-man-explained/</link>
		<comments>http://oreneta.com/kalebeul/2007/05/25/disappearance-of-galician-wolf-man-explained/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 25 May 2007 19:31:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Trevor</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Food]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Liberals &#038; locals]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Splog]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Wild beasts]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://oreneta.com/kalebeul/2007/05/25/disappearance-of-galician-wolf-man-explained/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Manuel Blanco Romasanta (1809-?) was born Manuela because everyone thought he was a girl, and things went downhill from then on. After his wife died he became a travelling salesman of human fat and, when the law finally took an interest, he went on a CANNIBAL RAMPAGE, TEARING APART and DEVOURING nine innocents before being [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Public libraries</title>
		<link>http://oreneta.com/kalebeul/2007/05/25/public-libraries/</link>
		<comments>http://oreneta.com/kalebeul/2007/05/25/public-libraries/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 25 May 2007 18:22:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Trevor</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Liberals &#038; locals]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Splog]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[AMA once told me they were A Good Thing because in the 1930s they gave unemployed men in Britain somewhere dry to stand. It seems that Tomás Salvador spent the Civil War hiding in them, reading.
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		<title>Bar Celona</title>
		<link>http://oreneta.com/kalebeul/2007/05/25/bar-celona/</link>
		<comments>http://oreneta.com/kalebeul/2007/05/25/bar-celona/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 25 May 2007 13:18:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Trevor</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Drink]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Languages]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Les bourgeois]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[pictures]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[The pic is by MM, who has heard that this Nuremberg watering hole has nothing to do with Barcelona or even Celona. The Flash on the site is gruesome, so that may be the connection. Next wannahave: a photo of Somerset&#8217;s pride, FC Bathelona.
(Update: Ponz@Bloguras says that he prefers McDonald&#8217;s to English &#8220;tapas&#8221;.)
]]></description>
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		<title>El libro verde de Barcelona</title>
		<link>http://oreneta.com/kalebeul/2007/05/24/el-libro-verde-de-barcelona/</link>
		<comments>http://oreneta.com/kalebeul/2007/05/24/el-libro-verde-de-barcelona/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 24 May 2007 19:41:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Trevor</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Cities]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Liberals &#038; locals]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Splog]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://oreneta.com/kalebeul/2007/05/24/el-libro-verde-de-barcelona/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve republished my OCR-ed and translated version of sections of a Barcelona municipal almanac from 1848 here. It&#8217;s still in a very basic form, but at least the PHP doesn&#8217;t go apeshit any more. I&#8217;d like to think of a way to include the texts relating to movable feasts, and Catalan translations and suggestions would [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Catalonia is Spain</title>
		<link>http://oreneta.com/kalebeul/2007/05/24/catalonia-is-spain/</link>
		<comments>http://oreneta.com/kalebeul/2007/05/24/catalonia-is-spain/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 24 May 2007 09:37:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Trevor</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Les bourgeois]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Splog]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[The ad El País wouldn&#8217;t print.
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		<title>Champions League Final menu</title>
		<link>http://oreneta.com/kalebeul/2007/05/24/champions-league-final-menu/</link>
		<comments>http://oreneta.com/kalebeul/2007/05/24/champions-league-final-menu/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 24 May 2007 09:10:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Trevor</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Ball-playing]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Flocks and work animals]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Les bourgeois]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Provisions and utensils of the household and the fields]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[pictures]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[In another bar in the village-over-the-hill aforementioned:
Lettuce in fearsome red wine vinegar
Little bony bits of baby goat wrapped in stomach in a mushroom sauce
Intestines of baby goat stuffed with rice and lungs, kidneys, liver etc
Roasted baby goat head
Pudding made of milk from the mothers of new-born calves
Red wine, coffee, tea and whisky
I think 15 goats [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Oh, please&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://oreneta.com/kalebeul/2007/05/23/oh-please/</link>
		<comments>http://oreneta.com/kalebeul/2007/05/23/oh-please/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 23 May 2007 15:14:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Trevor</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Les bourgeois]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Theatre]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[pictures]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Asturias is not Spain, or at least not in Bray, Co Wicklow, and bottom right are the toys thrown out of his pram by the author in order to underline his point. For those who doubt that I took the photo in Ireland, here are two more of a microwave designed by Korean anthropologists for [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Ramón y Cajal</title>
		<link>http://oreneta.com/kalebeul/2007/05/23/ramon-y-cajal/</link>
		<comments>http://oreneta.com/kalebeul/2007/05/23/ramon-y-cajal/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 23 May 2007 07:49:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Trevor</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Animals]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Liberals &#038; locals]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Splog]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Good&#8211;though weird&#8211;to see pioneering neuroscientist Santiago Ramón y Cajal coming in 6th in Antena 3&#8217;s absurd Greatest Spaniard in History survey. He made his discoveries opposite the den of Barcelona&#8217;s guardians of legal memory, the College of Notaries on Notariado/Notariat, who were kind enough not to try to have the competition outlawed.
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