Botellón

Kalebeul hopes to avoid the widescale unrest we believe will result from police action against nocturnal street drinks parties by implementing two preventative strategies:

1. 30 years ago three gentlemen in Bar Manolo were given a monthly allowance on condition they drink all the alcohol in Spain. Project delivery date: 20:00 17/3/2006.
2. All streeting from the Rambla del Raval, the proposed site of tonight’s orgy, has this afternoon being removed and converted into la Gran Muralla del Barrio Chino. Troublemakers will be doused from the ramparts with burning hair oil, courtesy of salon to the stars, Curl Up and Dye.

(Inspiration: P Maragall, Horizontal thinking (1972))

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Comments

1. Polifônica Industrial sez:
   March 28th, 2006 at 19:48

   ideas de bocinas…

   Para que queremos un organillo infernal si podemos tener un bocinero infernal??

   ……

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