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/ kalebeul / 2006 / 02 / 20 /

I love Oprah!

“For example, if you call yourself an ‘artist,’ you will need to express yourself as an artist in some manner in this lifetime, or else you may feel restless, incomplete or unhappy [in the next?]” There is a downside, however.

Pay the interpreter or get diarrhea

This is the moral of a remarkable tale told here by Narasimhan Raghavan.

Werner von

My favourite enemy is hearing alarm bells going off in his head. Do his ears face inwards or what?! He also regularly has lunch with Willy J. Now, that I am prepared to believe.

The bodies of the

“the bodies of the” causes my mind to slip through several different types of space and emerge from a badgerhole in a pleasant spring breeze. (Via MM)

Clonycavan man and the miserable fate of Dublin hair stylists in general

Lisa Spangenberg posted a while back on the recently publicised find of two 2,300-year-old bog bodies at Clonycavan and Croghan near Dublin. The BBC says of Clonycavan man that
he had been using a type of Iron Age hair gel; a vegetable plant oil mixed with a resin that had probably come from south-western France [...]

Photo of people taking their clothes off to get free clothes

Twas a commercial promotion. And here, in Catalan, is the story of the armed robber in Malaga who, fleeing the police, went into a hairdressers and had them dye his blonde locks black.

Splog
New piano shopping Calvary (2)

Barcelona. Shop no 1 is closed at 11:30, well within its normal opening hours. The iron street blinds are down and there’s no message posted, so I walk across town to shop no 2. Yes, no problem, pay now and we’ll confirm the delivery date in a moment. The call comes a couple of hours later:
- That model isn’t available right now.
- When will it be?
- We may be able to tell you later this month, so to save trouble why don’t you just buy this more expensive model?
- No thanks. I’ll be over later to get my money.
- Oh, we’ll have to see about that.
I tend to try to buy through foreign suppliers and I pray for the day when the Chinese will be running everything. Call me a racist, but it keeps me out of the loony bin.

“Zapatero announces a bank deposit guarantee of €100,000 per saver” (0)

Man: What’s that?
Woman: A bank deposit guarantee?
Man: No, a saver?

Spanish sovereign debt default (3)

It now seems that Iceland has defaulted, apparently believing Russia will be foolish enough to attempt to protect what’s left of its cod against ETA trawlers from Bilbao. Spain is not going down that road, at least not yet, but one of the more-quoted papers on the subject (De Paoli, Hoggarth & Saporta, Cost of sovereign debt) informs us that it did so thirteen times between 1500 and 1900. I rather liked this Punch item on steps towards a more united Europe, dated September 1 1860:

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SPAIN, put up by France and Austria, as a candidate for admission to the United European, has been blackballed by England, who declines to associate with an Uncertificated Insolvent. Spain is so frantic that she is half inclined to pay her debts, but will probably think twice over so rash an act.

The Dutch haven’t got any genuine armed forces, so they’re sending in the bailiffs to repossess office furniture from the Dutch Icesave, which has also done a runner.

Adopt a wolf (0)

Classic nimbyism, enabled by Spain’s lack of effective central government: Castilla y León has lots of wolves, but other communities which, according to ecologists, should in historical and biological terms have some, don’t want to take the overproduction. So they’re being shot. I don’t suppose we could airlift them to the outskirts of Reykjavik.


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