No sh*t

If the council’s going to ban the western Mediterranean’s take on the Smurf, the caganer, then as good socialists and advocates of a complete separation of church and state they should surely ban the whole damn Nativity scene. You’re not going to convince me that having a quiet poo behind Mayor Clos’ limo is more antisocial than two thousand years of repression, war, and lousy communion wine. (Here’s a cautionary proverb for the crapocrats: Qui de jove menja sardines, de vell caga les espines./Eat sardines when you’re young and you’ll sh*t bones when you’re old.)

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