Catalan shepherd joke

Townie meets shepherd.
- What lovely sheep! Tell me, what kind of food do they eat?
- Well, the white ones eat grass.
- And the black ones?
- Them too.
- And how far do they walk each day.
- Well, the white ones about 5km.
- And the black ones?
- Them too.
- Why do you always tell me first what the white ones do when the black ones do exactly the same?
- The white ones are mine.
- And the black ones?
- Them too.

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