Small-town drunk

... explains Ronaldo's pre-marital crisis.

Trevor @ Thursday January 13th 2005 19:07

- You know the real reason why Ronaldo’s wedding keeps getting delayed?
- Tell me.
- Because one night he got drunk and took Daniella up the arse.
- That’s terrible. But why would it be a reason to delay the wedding?
- Because she asked around and found out about his harem of 31 women, one for each day of the month, on an estate near Escorial.
- You don’t say!
- Shaven-headed, every one of them, and he only takes them up the arse.
- To avoid unwanted pregnancies?
- Because he’s a dirty Brazilian monkey, that’s why.
- That’s extraordinary. But how do you know all this?
- My brother drives trains for Renfe in Madrid.


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