Him upstairs be with you
End-of-year words.
- Three eggs?
- One to glaze the croissants, the others for the Guardia Civil patrol’s hangovers.
2005 is pork barrel year for defence minister José Bono’s home region of Castilla-La Mancha. This should help mend relations between the local socialists and Madrid, which had become strained over water redistribution policy.
I think Juanjo Seixas is promising to extract a usable font from this chocolate factory sign. I hope he also tells us more about the history of this kind of lettering in C20th Spain: did standards emerge at an early stage, or did people continue to do their own thing until quite recently?
If another 20 North African criminals were to suddenly appear on Escudellers at this moment, and if they were able to sing and dance, then they could put on my favourite pantomime.
In Plaça Jaume I in Vilafranca del Penedès, with the Three Kings creeping up on a haute blonde Mary:
François Grin (.doc): “On balance, the rates of return to English are likely to decline in the long run, in the same way as the ability to read and write, having become commonplace, no longer attracts wage premiums. Therefore, people will have an economic incentive to invest in the acquisition of additional languages, and it [...]
There’s a much-needed piece by Manuel Trallero today reminding us that, while we busy ourselves with the victims of 11-M and the Civil War, politicians of all complexions have quietly left the survivors of the 1987 ETA attack on the Hipercor supermarket up on Meridiana to rot. (Via Notes al marge.)
Vilafranca’s revolutionary socialists, predicting a camp future for their better-shaven friends from the seaside.
1st prize winner in Vilafranca del Penedès’ 4th annual cockerel competition, with admirer.
“Er, excuse me, I’m an immigrant and I don’t think I’m a victim.”
The right-hand seat cover is slightly unclear, unfortunately. (Seen on the Sant Just-Molins walk.)
Exclusive photo of darling little pony CRUSHED beneath the wheels of a JUGGERNAUT.
The info now includes links to a map and transport information, since no one seems ever to have been to Cornellà, even when José Montilla was still mayor.
A lot of people still believe this, and a lot of people have a powerful vested interest in them continuing to do so.
The Spanish securities market commission wants an end to politicising of its activities, it says. So why, then, with the referendum two months away, is it displaying a prominent link on its homepage to a government pro-European constitution site?
Either I’m going crazy or La Retaguardia’s find-a-home-in-four-steps tool doesn’t work on any browsers. That’s quite an achievement.
This seems a bit harsh on the Barça president but the comparison is a standard feature of any Spanish debate:
People I know are voting for the motion of censure on Sunday to fack this one off rather than in the expectation that the next one will be less of a mafioso. Some of the family are nice so there’s hope yet.
A malfunction of the public address system produces a rather pleasing strobe:
At the end of this clip, a crude example of the wagon wheel effect, caused by what the brain, fooled by the camera, takes to be a succession of evenly spaced, identical Quercus ilex:
More educational train journeys here.
The May monsoon endowed plants with a Made-In-China verisimilitude:

Knee-scratching thistles are now several metres high, and Karik and Valya could have told you all about the monstrous dragonflies:
In the spot where just a moment or two ago there had lain a tiny dragonfly, there now moved a thick, long, log-like, jointed body with a huge hook at the end of it. The brown body, covered with turquoise blue splashes, was contracting in spasms. The joints moved, sometimes sliding over each other, sometimes turning sideways. Four huge transparent wings, covered with a dense web of
glittering threads, trembled in the air. A monstrous head hammered upon the window-sill.
This is the trailer (currently unsubtitled) for El infierno vasco, about the ethnic cleansing conducted by the nationalist government and the terrorists with a view to reducing the non-nationalist vote and thus achieving a pro-independence majority. The process, of which the latest episode is the removal of the constitutional right to use Spanish in schools, has been assisted by both the PSOE and the PP in government, trading the feasible need for the support of nationalist deputies for silence. It hasn’t found a commercial distributor in Spain. Maybe it will elsewhere.
Homosexuallord Fields votes for Los Shakers from Montevideo. Scroll down the post for MP3s.