Month archive for May, 2004

“Envious MP dynamited pig farm latrine”

Posted: May 31st 2004 23:12.

GhanaWeb, one of the world’s leading portals, reports that

What’s he on?

Posted: May 31st 2004 22:42.

Kofi Abrampah was born in Ghana and studied molecular science at Rhode Island College, from which school he subsequently obtained his doctorate. He is currently employed by Amersham as a nuclear pharmacist which, according to Africa’s finest portal, GhanaWeb, means that “he compounds and prepares radio pharmaceutics (radioactive drugs).” So what do you think he [...]

Brewery produces BSE-resistant cow

Posted: May 31st 2004 16:01.

Says the FT:

Crown of Aragon ready reckoner

Posted: May 31st 2004 08:27. Last modified: April 2nd 2005 16:54

In Jews in the Notarial Culture: Latinate Wills in Mediterranean Spain, 1250-1350, Robert I Burns, SJ, writes:
Moneys in testamentary legacies followed the standard medieval pattern of the penny, the sou (or shilling) containing 12 pence, and the pound containing 20 sous or 240 pence. Only the penny and half-penny (òbol) were actually minted and circulated [...]

Known knowns

Posted: May 29th 2004 19:39.

This is cool: Rumsfeld’s famous Feb 12th “As we know,/There are known knowns” briefing and other of his texts set to music. (Thanks A.)

Forum hates Michael

Posted: May 29th 2004 17:29.

We already knew that Barcelona’s Forum lacked any political credibility, but it has now done something that is completely unpardonable: hurt Michael Jackson’s feelings. Here’s the Google version of a piece on BlackFedora.net:

Sale el sol por la mañana

Posted: May 29th 2004 16:32. Last modified: April 2nd 2007 12:20

This morning in one of Barcelona’s beach-side districts, Barceloneta, l’Agrupació Coral Humorística “El Rossinyol”, founded 1925, was singing the following ditty, accompanied by a band that in Holland would be referred to as a boerenkapel:

Sa-le_el sol por la ma-ña-na,
por la ma-ña-na sa-le_el sol.
Los bor-rachos por la tar-de,
y por la no-che_el ros-sin-yol!
I don’t know who sang [...]

Sporting obscenity

Posted: May 29th 2004 13:00.

With Lithuanian star Gregor Fucka already doing fine in FC Barcelona’s basketball sub-brand, it’s a pity that el Barça don’t seem to be able to find a brother to sign along with Michael Ballack for the football entity.

Man accused of assault on ludomaniac following blowjob

Posted: May 28th 2004 22:53.

Some of the locals would have you believe that Barcelona is the global capital of crazy. Not at all, for, as Holmes remarked in The Adventure of the Copper Beeches, “the lowest and vilest alleys in London[, Barcelona, whatever] do not present a more dreadful record of sin than does the smiling and beautiful countryside.” [...]

Forum fotos

Posted: May 28th 2004 18:15.

Graham over at Baldric’s Trousers is publishing photos of the Forum event here, and it sounds rather as if he’s got a season ticket. I’ve had the occasional glance at the webcams (1/2) which, once you get past the stupid DHTML, show great empty spaces – visitor numbers are terrible – so it’s good to [...]

Sex for foreigners

Posted: May 28th 2004 11:51.

Unfortunately this is not the case at Sexo para extranjeros. Oh dear, back to those extra-terrestrial marrow monsters.

Kluivert on Teesside

Posted: May 28th 2004 11:24.

Notorious scumbag Patrick Kluivert was convicted this week of threatening a Barcelona waitress. I am just trying to imagine what will happen to him if Middlesbrough buy him and he tries the same trick in a Teesside bar.

Time, a commodity

Posted: May 28th 2004 11:13. Last modified: October 6th 2009 18:12

I always thought that a commodity was an article that could be traded, and that time (99-year lease, delivery in October, they’ve already started rotting) was a major determinant of price. Not so in the Guardian, where Hugh Muir writes of Simon Hughes’ moribund campaign to become London mayor that
The Liberal Democrats need a surge, [...]

Sinful alien redheads: Roda-soques and Nathalie Borgé

Posted: May 27th 2004 17:14.

Recognising an urgent need, Barcelona’s excellent Institut Français has undertaken to explain love to the Catalans (translation Googlebotted for style, steam, and speed):

Lorna’s Shorts

Posted: May 26th 2004 23:44.

Lorna’s Shorts is a feed consisting of English summaries of Barcelona news which you can use for free on your website. The standard version looks like this:

You can use Lorna’s Shorts if you understand and accept the following terms and conditions and any that may subsequently be imposed, news of which will be [...]

Ethnic dress codes

Posted: May 26th 2004 23:15.

On Saturday, while I was being chewed by a sheepdog with an intestinal disorder, that notorious socialist Catalan republican separatist (I think that’s the correct sequence), Francesc Ferrer, was watching the Spanish royal wedding. Our Francesc takes life seriously – his writing leads one to suspect that he, too, was once bitten by a dog [...]

Fisk (and Reuters) fisked

Posted: May 26th 2004 15:28.

By a real live linguist, re criticism of Bush’s “hesitant pronunciation of Abu Ghraib”.

Ramos strikes again

Posted: May 26th 2004 14:04.

John Chappell writes that “Only [Rafael Ramos] could somehow establish a comparison between a 1930s realist painter and the Iraq war.” What, Barcelona’s leading illiterate plagiarist with an original idea? John might change his mind if he checked Jonathan Jones’ Guardian article, published last week. In fact, all that Ramos (search) adds to the sum [...]

Newspaper without any news

Posted: May 26th 2004 12:35.

Check the front page of the Vilafranca weekly, el 3 de vuit, but be quick: they might publish something.

Local government: e-gnoramuses

Posted: May 26th 2004 12:20. Last modified: September 17th 2008 16:34

I reckon that most of the money invested by local and regional government in providing e-services, ranging from bog-standard pages for rural councils to the more ambitious attempts seen here in Barcelona, was wasted. This is because most projects served either as a means to funnel money to new media businesses set up by the [...]

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  • March 11 1573 

    The deputies order a proclamation calling for the heads [this is the only interpretation I can put on dotando las cabezas, but it is non-standard] of the many bandits infesting the province. These were without doubt members of the Narros and Cadells factions of which Cervantes talks in h...

Josep Pla, Palafrugell (1918-9)

  • 11 de març de 1918 Avui he passat per davant de la casa del carrer Nou –o del Progrés–, on vaig néixer. La seva façana alta i freda, sinistra, bruta de les escorrialles de la pluja, no m’ha suggerit res, el poder d’evocació de les seves parets m’ha fet un efecte absolutament nul. Cap record concret –si no és el [...]
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