Half of Spain has been walking round for the past decade chanting “Aznar, murderer,” which is demonstrably untrue, and nothing at all has happened. Now a kid down in Seville has put a picture on his website of some virgin (sorry, Our Lady of Hope of Triana) with a willy in her hand and a [...]

Over at El Racó Català they’re suggesting that if the removal of Carod was a necessary consequence of ETA’s alleged Catalonia-only ceasefire, then the Islamo-Nazis’ alleged Spain-only ceasefire should logically lead to the resignation of our new leader, Señor Ostrich. What nonsense!

In a different world Dominique Moïsi (social network) might have made an excellent French foreign minister. Here’s yet another good piece by him, rounded off with a distinctly Freudian typo.

When I’m involved, is the short answer. Just as enthusiastic but slightly less individualistic are the dances that are virtually always created as part of the branding process of a deranged sect. That’s why in India

The Supreme Court (coram, Babu, Mathur, Lakshmanan, JJ) in a majority judgment today held that Anand Margis can’t perform the [...]

Fuarosa Tamati and her daughter were given $26K by the New Zealand government to go to New York, LA and a bunch of Pacific islands to listen to hip-hop:

A friend out walking in the Aragonese pre-Pyrenees the other day came across an old farmhouse in the middle of nowhere that was obviously in the final stages of conversion to a country grillhouse. Inside she discovered a man and a woman, surrounded by empty bottles of beer, paralytically drunk. The man was from Rumania, [...]

Over the next few days I will be posting in instalments a sentence from Seres Míticos y Personajes Fantásticos Españoles by Manuel Martín Sánchez. Here are the first 68 words: