Binman

Mrs Rodríguez opens her front door, walks down the street to the large public waste container, jacks open the lid with her foot, and screams in terror as a very dirty man inside reaches to take her bags. Who needs state-run recycling?

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Comments

1. MM sez:
   February 25th, 2004 at 16:30

   It hasn’t gone that far here. If you drive to the dump (now called the Recyclinghof), you are stopped at the gate by organized Eastern Europeans, who say, ‘We are poor Slovakians - have you got any electronic equipment?’

2. Trevor sez:
   February 25th, 2004 at 17:09

   The European recycling industry has been ethnically cleansed. Instead of selling or giving your junk to the gypsies, you’re now expected to pay EUR40 an hour for state-subsidised quasi-charitable businesses run by nice white boys to come and take the stuff away. A foreign friend here died recently and the family - who were already pretty disorientated - had to put up with abuse from the “charity” concerned because a library of English novels didn’t have a sufficiently high resale value.

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