Comments on: whatever happened to romance?

By: Geoff

Geoff — Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000

I say: less nationalists, more goats.

By: Trevor

Trevor — Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000

Some mad woman rang me up the other day and asked me if she could reprint my Sagrada Família thing. It’s difficult to leave the nationalists alone when it’s so obvious that they are putting huge amounts of resources into something that’s of no use to anyone.

By: Geoff

Geoff — Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000

Still playing the trombone?

By: Trevor

Trevor — Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000

Some important works that make use of the trombone: Schubert’s 9th symphony, Stop! In the Name of Love, Beethoven’s fifth, Trombone Butter, Big Long Slidin’ Thing, Opening Theme from ” Archie Bunker’s Place, Mozart’s Don Giovanni, and … er … Remembering You (closing theme from Archie Bunker’s Place”). One of the best things about playing the trombone is that no one will ever confuse you with Woody Allen.

By: Trevor

Trevor — Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000

Cindi Lauper used to play the trombone. She thought it would help her sing louder.

By: Bina

Bina — Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000

I tried once to play the trombone in our high school band (I was a flute player). I couldn’t open my mouth or chew anything for days.