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Teaching standard variants of Spanish

Carlos Muñoz of the Institut Libre Marie Haps in Brussels laments (a) the decline in prestige and airtime within Spain suffered by the standard, educated, Madrilenian accent of Spanish, and (b) the lack of phonetic consistency exhibited by model speakers of the more specifically regional accents which have to a certain extent replaced it. He [...]

Recession rations

Debating at lunch how long it would be before we’re all eating grass soup (sopa de golf on the costas), we progressed to the devil’s cookbook, and someone mentioned the 16th century colonial chronicler, Bernardino de Sahagún.
Back when Bernardino was booking the cooks Mictlan was where dead Aztecs lived–way up north, probably in New [...]

What does Zapatero do when his internet connection is down?

From El Imparcial, 18/01/1912:
Rome, 17th (9.20 pm)
This morning a telephone subscriber asked the Central to put him through to the offices of the Palace’s chief huntsman. A considerable period of time passed without response, and the subscriber became impatient and vigorously protested the delay. The young lady responsible for the service replied that no one [...]

Don’t crap here, we’re full already

In Of God

I’ve often flippantly wondered whether the taboo on excretion at holy sites so thoroughly documented by Michael Gilleland is the origin of the old joke about the antiquarian who locks his shop during absences to prevent folks depositing even more junk. Here’s Melchor de Santa Cruz de Dueñas’ take (Floresta española, 1574) on Mark 4:25 [...]

  • 14/10
    • 1310: Death of Lady Blanca, second wife of King James II of Aragon. Muere D.a Blanca, segunda esposa de...
    • 1819: Mr Antonio Brusi establishes the first lithographic press. D. Antonio Brusi establece la primera pr...
    • 1843: Hoy ~A! escepcion de algun que otro tiro de fusil, como ya es de costumbre, y un ca~A+/-onazo que ha...
    • 1909: RIOTS OVER FERRER SPREAD IN EUROPE; Anti-Spanish and Anti-Clerical Outbreaks in France, Italy, and A...
    • 1909: NO OUTBREAK IN BARCELONA.; Elaborate Precautions, However, Had Been Taken Against Bombs. PARIS, O...
    • 1909: PROF. FERRER'S EXECUTION. Prof. FRANCISCO FERRER, who was shot to death yesterday by order of the...
    • 1909: FERRER IS SHOT; RIOTS IN PARIS; Execution at Barcelona Causes Socialist Outbreak in French Capital -...
    • 1936: Vladimir Antonov-Ovseenko,General Consul of the Soviet Union in Barcelona, top secret document sent ...
    • 1987: A bomb exploded in a building housing the American Consulate General, causing extensive damage and i...
  • 15/10
    • 1562: Barcelone et ses d~A(c)fenseurs pers~A(c)v~A(c)r~A"rent plusieurs mois encore: les troupes fran~ASSa...
    • 1759: Charles III disembarks on his way from Naples to occupy the Spanish throne. Desembarca C~A!rlos III...
    • 1802: The royal order from the king of Spain for the delivery to France, was issued at Barcelona, October ...
    • 1843: (Domingo) Hoy ~A! las cuatro de la madrugada el capit~A!n D. Jos~A(c) Bux~A^3, acompa~A+/-ado de un...
    • 1848: Las religiosas carmelitas obsequian con solemnes cultos ~A! santa Teresa de Jesus reformadora de...
    • 1909: BOMBS BURST IN BARCELONA.; Had Been Seized by Authorities and Did No Damage....
    • 1934: Barcelona as usual went off completely halfcocked. Without waiting for definite news of the progress...
    • 1940: Llu~A-s Companys, President of the (dissolved) Generality of Catalonia, executed at Montjuic Castle ...
  • 16/10
    • 1843: La insurrecci~A^3n catalana sigue en decadencia lo mismo que cuando escrib~A-amos nuestra ~Aoltima c...
    • 1843: (Lunes) Hoy no ha acaecido nada digno de notarse como no sea el tiroteo de costumbre. A las sie...
    • 1909: THE DANGER IN SPAIN. In the execution of FERRER, after a secret trial by court-martial the Spanis...
  • MuseScore: open source notation software
    I’ve got an old Sibelius CD down in the warehouse, but I couldn’t be ar*ed to find and fetch, and it probably wouldn’t work on Vista anyway. So … I ...
  • Sugar Beast Circus
    More vids. Home. “this show combines beautiful sets, stunning aerial displays and wonderful animated landscapes. Set inside a series of miniature circus tents, The Sugar Beast Circus brings back to ...
  • Washboard + organ duo
    This means I can leave percussion off the organ. But does anyone play the washboard or frottoir in Spain?
  • Foreign trade. June 2008
    Catalan exports in June 2008 experienced an 11% year-on-year drop, according to provisional data provided by Customs. Negative performance was recorded for all categories of goods, while imports were down 13.9%, with goods declining across the board. For the first ...
  • Màrqueting
    Per si hi ha algun exaltat que ja corre cap al quiosc, recordo l'obvietat que El Jueves surt els dimecres.
  • La crisis y el Cobrador del frarc
    Confieso sentir una cierta vergüenza ajena, cuando Le Monde descubre la relación entre la crisis y el Cobrador del Frac. [ .. ] La crónica y la imagen del invento no dejan de hablar de una cierta Carpetovetonia castiza y ...
  • 2008/10/13 - Le robaron su moto y ahora le reclaman una multa de 1.200 euros que pusieron al ladrón
    La historia de Francisco Moreno Lucena empieza el 11 de junio de 2006. Unos ladrones (un menor y un adulto, explica) entraron en el garaje de su casa y le robaron el ciclomotor que había comprado no hacía aún ni ...
  • 2008/10/13 - Sancionan a un policía que se olvidó su pistola en un lavabo
    El Ayuntamiento de Alicante ha decidido sancionar con un mes sin empleo ni sueldo a un agente de la Policía Local que perdió su arma reglamentaria en los aseos de los Juzgados de la ciudad tras dejarla olvidada en la ...
  • 2008/10/12 - Entró a una casa a robar, se puso a comer y se quedó dormido
    Un hombre entró a robar a una vivienda de Esquel, comió en la cocina y luego se durmió. La policía llegó al lugar y lo encontró recostado en un sillón. Se resistió pero fue preso El insólito hecho arrancó cerca ...
  • La Puerta Osario: reconstrucción virtual
    Inauguro una nueva sección de estas Sevillanadas en la que trataré de realizar reconstrucciones virtuales (lo mas fieles dentro de lo posible ya que no tengo tiempo ni medios como para tirar cohetes, así que se hará lo que se ...
  • 2008/10/13 - Una peruana se disfraza de monja para intentar emigrar a Italia
    Una peruana que deseaba emigrar a Italia no halló mejor idea que vestirse como una monja y falsificar su pasaporte para simular que partía a un convento en Roma, con tal de cumplir su sueño de toda la vida de ...
  • 2008/10/13 - Un juez de Asturias abre diligencias contra un hombre que enviaba revistas porno a su vecina
    El Juzgado de Instrucción de Llanes abre diligencias previas contra un hombre, J. C. L., que enviaba recortes de revistas pornográficas a su vecina en las que le citaba puntualizando un lugar, un día y una hora con la intención ...
  • Latest Feature!
    Despite it making a real mess of the sidebar layout, we have decided to stick our neck out a bit and post the performance of market suggestions made in IBEX Salad, starting with the 'short domestic banks' call made on ...
  • 14 d’octubre de 1918
    La nostra generació –la generació catalana– deu haver llegit copiosament l’obra de Pío Baroja. A disset anys, jo la devorava i es pot dir que la conec tota. Haurà influït sobre tots nosaltres –i d’una manera molt visible en la ...
  • Frases hechas y por hacer
    Es curioso que en España, lo referido a la res pública (= la cosa de todos) tenga tan mala prensa. Recuérdese el dicho: "lo que es del común, no es de ningún". Todavía una acepción de "república", en el DRAE ...
  • Manual del político.
    Capítulo I Julio Somoano Los Reyes presiden el desfile militar No fue por la lluvia. El desfile de las Fuerzas Armadas del domingo se redujo para intentar convencer a Rajoy de que no es tan “coñazo”. Otra vez vuelven a ...
  • The Rich Get Richer
    Capitalism believes in the 'trickle-down effect'. The more money the rich take, then the better for all as they create jobs and... sonner or later... down in the street... why, the pennies just start a-rollin' in. We now know that ...
  • You have to feel sorry for the leader of the Scottish
    You have to feel sorry for the leader of the Scottish Nationalists, Alex Salmond. Only a few weeks ago, he was urging the Scots to break free of British fetters and join Iceland, Ireland and Norway in the 'arc of ...
  • Petita diferència: Aquest delinqüent estimà a tota la humanitat... ¡catalana!
    La Generalitat ha donat suport a l'homenatge a l'exsenador Lluís Maria Xirinacs amb la presència del conseller de Cultura, Joan Manuel Tresserras. El conseller ha estat la única presència institucional en un acte en el que el Mossèn Dalmau, amic ...
  • Zapatero acepta la compra de acciones de los bancos
    Pablo Sebastián El presidente Zapatero se ha visto obligado a rectificar la posición española de la que hizo gala, tras la reunión del Eurogrupo en París, al incluir en el decreto aprobado por el Consejo de Ministros el mandato que ...
  • Racismo en clave intelectual, pero racismo al fin.
    "El mal més gran és el de la immigració" Triadú tem que el fenomen migratori "ens desnaturalitzi" Comentari Nom E-mail Ciutat Comentari caràcters. Enviar Avís Aquests comentaris són opinió exclusivamente dels usuaris. No s'admeten comentaris insultants, racistes, ni contraris a ...
  • Pretérito
    En el libro de “La rebelión de las masas”, Ortega y Gasset introduce un concepto llamativo para hablar del pasado y de la influencia que tiene en cada uno de nosotros, en lo que somos y en lo que seremos. ...
  • TRC-Boi-Model
    missbax posted a photo: Former MODEL rebel spokesman Boi Blehju Boi after giving a statement to Liberia's Truth & Reconciliation Commission (TRC). Boi's father worked as a presidential guard under President Tolbert, and was killed by other military for refusing ...

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Sevillanadas has photoshopped back into place one of the Moorish city’s gates, demolished in 1868 by the same man who restored it twenty years earlier following a serious bout of generalised brotherly hate. Will it now be rebuilt?

Francesc Peirón and his Vanguardia editors don’t know the name of the world’s most famous stock market index. “Down Jones” is used jokingly for “Dow Jones” when the market is falling (it’s up this morning) and in suppressing the Legitimate National Aspirations of the Welsh Race (we have none).

Vilafranca is a quiet country town, but the weekly market attracts an interesting range of pickpockets. Hopefully numbers will increase as the works in the main square are completed and the recession begins to bite. This lady put her hand into S’s pocket at a vegetable stall:

She works with another Latin American women with magnificent Indian features who she is calling to find out where she has got to. The stallholder says they are both newcomers. Neither had time for interviews.

Barcelona. Shop no 1 is closed at 11:30, well within its normal opening hours. The iron street blinds are down and there’s no message posted, so I walk across town to shop no 2. Yes, no problem, pay now and we’ll confirm the delivery date in a moment. The call comes a couple of hours later:
- That model isn’t available right now.
- When will it be?
- We may be able to tell you later this month, so to save trouble why don’t you just buy this more expensive model?
- No thanks. I’ll be over later to get my money.
- Oh, we’ll have to see about that.
I tend to try to buy through foreign suppliers and I pray for the day when the Chinese will be running everything. Call me a racist, but it keeps me out of the loony bin.


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